Sonntag, 21. April 2013

#Day 7: Encounter with a fellow hobo

Last night, settling in for a cosy evening in my bin, I met a fellow hobo. We had a nice chat, but he wouldn't give me his guitar. As for what might be perceived as walls around us, my bin is bigger on the inside...

Freitag, 19. April 2013

#Day 5

I have the bestest of friends! Treated to dinner by friend number one's parent, a bathtub and a washing machine, not to forget a balcony for the weekend. Change of air for the next two days and bizarre news and encounters all the while.
Funnily, the second bestest of friends whose flat I have conquered for the next two days meticulously marked the contents of the fridge ('this is for a cake'/'this is not for a cake') but failed to mention the bathtub's ghoolish chime. Unless of course it didn't make that curious noise before our acquaintance.



Mittwoch, 17. April 2013

#Day Three

Apart from work, nothing of interest has happened so far (!) today, therefore we dwell in yesterday's adventures....we got belated easter presents!!!!!

Dienstag, 16. April 2013

Pig Pen

"Ich hab das Gefühl, egal wie sehr ich aufpasse und wo ich hingehe, es liegt überall um mich rum Müll!"
-"ja, du bist der dreckige Peanut, Jules."

#Day Two, Day Two

The hobo was provided with a healthy breakfast (disregarding the amount of sugar she puts on her food) by Little Miss Indecisiveness. She took the hobo (who had been roaming the streets with unspeakable company) in and is now giving her shelter.

Montag, 15. April 2013

wenn man mittag essen will und stattdessen zwei muffins kauft. und einen becher milchreis. wenn man eine kugel post-frisbee eis kaufen will um der sonne eins auszuwischen und stattdessen den eismann um zwei kugeln bittet und er die reihenfolge vertauscht. 

wenn man nach hause kommt und das küchenfenster ist offen.
der klodeckel ist hochgeklappt.

wenn man anfängt grießbrei zum abendessen zu kochen und dann das telefon klingelt.
jools sagt, ich hab pizza gekauft. 
und: ich steh schon vor der tür.

wenn man die herdplatte unter dem grießbreitopf ausschalten will und feststellt, dass man sie gar nicht angeschaltet hat.
ein awkward jagt das nächste in our so-called life.

#Day One, Day One

Samstag, 13. April 2013

Project Hobo Jools

As some of you may know, from Monday our friend Jools will be homeless for just about two weeks, and we thought we might turn this into a little project to gain some creativity from her misfortune. We will try and keep you up to date by posting a daily picture of the hobo's activities and encounters.